AI satire only. Not real people.

Kirkify outputs are labeled and watermarked by default. Use only images you have rights to. Don't use Kirkify for harassment or deception. Do not use uploads to impersonate private individuals, remove disclosures, or mislead viewers. By continuing you agree to publish clearly as parody and keep at least one visible label.

Pricing

Pick the plan that fits your drop

Kirkify lets you test the neon treatment for free, then choose Bronze credits or a Silver/Gold subscription when you need HD quality, watermark control, and video swaps. Paid plans are live—grab credits or subscribe to unlock the instant queue right away.

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How it works

Why there are tiers

Different creators need different speeds, rights, and formats. These highlights explain how credits and subscriptions keep the experience flexible without overcomplicating things.

Flex

Start free, level up anytime

Test the look with a free SD render, then add Bronze credits or a subscription whenever you need HD images without watermarks.

Value

Credits that fit drops

Each render costs a predictable number of credits, so launches, agency sprints, and meme storms never blow past your budget.

Quality

Unlock HD, UHD & video

Paid tiers open higher resolution, watermark removal, and Gold-only video/GIF swaps so every post feels studio ready.

Safety

Labels stay on

AI satire tags, phased rollouts, and human support keep the experience safe for platforms and your audience.

Tiers

The four-layer stack

All paid plans route through instant checkout. Bronze credit packs expire in 90 days and subscription credits reset monthly, so you can right-size spend without ever touching the slow queue again.

Demo

Free (1 run)

$0one-time

Watermarked sampler

1 Kirkify credit · SD output · slowest queue

Run one SD preview with the watermark and satire label so you can see the style before upgrading.

  • PNG · JPG · WEBP up to 8 MB
  • Watermarked SD exports
  • AI satire tag applied automatically
  • No commercial usage rights

Credit pack

Bronze (Pay-as-you-go)

$7.99/15 credits

HD credits on higher-fidelity models without a subscription

15 credits at $0.53/credit · queue skip + watermark removal + higher-fidelity model priority

Pay only when you need extra renders. Credits last 90 days and route your swaps through higher-fidelity models so you can prep for drops without carrying a subscription.

Bundles

  • 15 credits — $7.99
  • HD exports on higher-fidelity models with watermark removed
  • Instant processing on the priority lane while credits last
  • Basic support email access
  • 90-day credit expiration

Subscription

Silver (Core)

$9.99/month

100 credits for regular creators on higher-fidelity models

100 monthly credits (~$0.10/credit) on higher-fidelity models · unused credits expire each cycle

Ideal if you post every week—keeps HD exports on the best model chain predictable and way cheaper than topping up Bronze credits.

  • HD/UHD exports with watermark off on higher-fidelity models
  • Priority processing (no waits)
  • Basic commercial usage rights
  • Usage alerts + in-product upsells

Pro

Gold (Pro)

$24.99/month

300 credits on the highest-fidelity model chain + video access

300 monthly credits (~$0.083/credit) on higher-fidelity models plus 15-credit video runs

Built for agencies and power users that need UHD renders on the highest-fidelity models, the fastest queue, and access to video/GIF swaps.

  • UHD upscales that keep faces sharp
  • Priority queue with SLA
  • Full commercial usage rights
  • Video/GIF swaps (about 15 credits/run) for short clips

Credits

How the credit system behaves

Every render uses a known number of credits. Expiration windows keep unused packs from clogging the queue so drops stay fast for everyone.

1 credit

Standard HD image swap with watermark removal on paid tiers.

3 credits

Multi-face or multi-frame swaps that need extra compute.

10–15 credits

Short video or GIF swaps (Gold only) with baked-in disclosures.

  • Bronze credits: 15 for $7.99. Credits expire after 90 days so you can stack up right before a drop.
  • Silver membership: $9.99/month for 100 credits that reset monthly—ideal if you post every week.
  • Gold membership: $24.99/month for 300 credits plus access to video/GIF swaps (around 15 credits each, now live).
  • Annual add-on: Pay for 12 months of Silver or Gold and get two months free when you want to lock budgets in advance.

Features

What each upgrade includes

Use this cheat sheet to see how many credits different workflows burn and which plan you need to unlock them.

FeatureCredits usedWhere it's includedWhat you unlockExtra details
Standard photo swap1 creditFree preview (SD) · Bronze · Silver · GoldHD + watermark control on paid tiersUpload once, get a social-ready PNG with the neon treatment.
High fidelity preset1 creditBronze · Silver · GoldSharper edges + preset cleanupPaid runs are routed through our higher-fidelity face-swap models first so the Kirk face survives tight crops and harsh lighting.
Real-ESRGAN upscaleBundled in Silver/GoldSilver · GoldUHD exports + print-ready filesDoubles resolution without re-running the swap.
Video/GIF swap10–15 creditsGold onlyMotion results with AI satire tags baked inPerfect for ≤10s clips and animated memes.

Feature gating

Who gets what

Each tier adds faster queues, better output quality, or broader usage rights so you can match the plan to your workflow.

FeatureFreeBronzeSilverGold
ResolutionSD + watermarkHD, cleanHD, cleanUHD + Real-ESRGAN
Queue prioritySlowestStandardStandard+Priority SLA
Commercial rightsNonePersonal onlyBasicFull usage
Video/GIF accessNoNoNoYes (10–15 credits)

Compliance

Risk mitigation baked in

Satire tools only work when everyone trusts them, so guardrails launch alongside pricing.

Clear Terms

Uploads must involve public-figure satire, avoid harassment, and keep Kirkify's labels intact even when you upgrade.

Content filtering

Automatic face and NSFW filters flag blocked subjects before a download is available.

Zero retention

Source uploads purge after processing so we aren't storing your private files for longer than needed.

Escalation logging

Queue and credit usage are logged so support can investigate any report or takedown quickly.

Pair these controls with rapid-response email support so agencies can trust that sensitive satire stays inside the agreed policy lines.

Rollout

Launch in controlled phases

Small cohorts keep the queue smooth while we turn new billing features on.

  1. Phase 1 · Safety checks

    Lock in TOS, filtering, and watermark tooling before anyone can pay for extra renders.

  2. Phase 2 · Bronze access

    Invite Bronze credit packs in small cohorts so we can double-check billing and queue speeds.

  3. Phase 3 · Silver & Gold launch

    Open subscriptions once Bronze feedback lands, including annual upgrades for teams that need guaranteed capacity.

Ready when the queue is

Purchase credits or a subscription now and we'll fast-track you into the instant lane for every drop.